teh trollface

this is a t-shirt.

you were gonna buy one anyway. heh.100% sirospun combed cotton.

classic fit. crew neck. set-in sleeves.

slightly stretchy. pre-shrunk. 180g/m².

the “cornerstone of any wardrobe” if your wardrobe is this bit.colors that refuse to die. reactive-dyed.

you can pair it with whatever. we don’t care.the boring part (for the one guy who reads this):26 count plain weave

side-seamed

binding taped neck and shoulders

double-needle 20mm ribbed collar

coverstitch cuffs and hem

tear-away label (rip it off. become the problem.)

wash it like you have something to lose:

reverse side. neutral detergent.

don’t soak it. don’t sun it. don’t bleach it.

iron / steam / tumble dry low. max 30℃ / 90℉.

if it shrinks after all that, u mad bro?officially licensed face. unofficial user roast.

you’re shopping the shirt that’s roasting you.